Anti-Rules to Live By

I'm not the biggest fan of "rules to live by" - the shortest list I have come across which I believe are:

1. Have as much fun as you can.
2. While obeying Rule #1, hurt as few people as you can.

However, Laws of Modern Woman, and Man, are a generally awesome and wonderful collection of simple suggestions, and often not the most traditional or appropriate -watch out, Mom! (Sidenote: despite the gender distinction in the title, a lot of them are quite similar. *Gasp*)

I say, perfect for a Friday blog post!